Stalker

Well following on the heels of Stieg Larsson I may create my own "The Girl" series of books. It was brought to my attention that I was a fake (well duh you think this is my natural hair color?) and I have no friends, (Not true, imaginary people count as friends) and a bunch of other sad things.

The reason why I have so many subscribers and people who like my fanpage sweetheart is because I'm not dull, and while I maybe a complete and utter bitch it is amusing to people. Do I care that people are laughing at me because of my quirks? Nope it just means that they are going to hang around and see what else it is I may do.

I may be a circus poodle doing tricks, but I am a circus poodle that keeps the crowd coming back for more. So I'm doing something right, 632 likes on my fanpage and 441 subscribers can't be wrong. Well maybe they are but they are the good kind of wrong!

So I know it must burn your big old whale hide that I'm so much more popular than you are. It's ok I'm awesome even with my defects. 

In the series of "The Girl" books I think I shall pay homage to the whale from the north west and call it, The Girl With Multiple Personalities, Followed by The Girl With No Friends.

Ah that made my morning, I was pissed off but then had to laugh at the patheticness of it all. And guess what people will read this be amused and come back for more, why? Because I'm just that good.